Earlier today I found a little bag with five white, circular, chalk-like pills. One side of the pill was imprinted with the letter "G" and the other side was imprinted with Mudflap Girl/ Trucker Lady/ Seated Lady. The bag has a sticker with what looks like a phone number (lacking an area code) and a crude packaging number.

I do not wish to jump to any conclusions, but I am pretty sure that the pills are ecstasy.

Does anyone have any other ideas?