Hera Rock
Hera Rock Need Help Quickly? The Gods just crashed my Party and I didn't invite them. I'm so pisse d off. I invited Buddha and Shiva, but not Zeus and the other Olympians. Zeus is flirting with m...
Hera Rock
 Need Help Quickly? The Gods just crashed my Party and I didn't invite them. I'm so pisse d off. I invited Buddha and Shiva, but not Zeus and the other Olympians. Zeus is flirting with my girlfriend. Showing her how he can turn into so many animals. Hera's acting like a Witch out of Hel l, Hades just killed my dog and cat. Dionysus just came and he's drinking all the booze. I think he might have put a roofie in the punch. Be right back Guess what. Ra just came, He's like the head Egyptian sun god. Oh my God, literally. If you want an invite let me know. Party of the Gods, Invitation only Hahahaha. Those guys. They showed up at my place the other night and tried to convince me that it's party time. But my mom was all, "who are these crazy gangsters?" and I was all, "MOOoom, you're embarassing me, not in front of the gods!" and then they all got bored and left. Narcissus checked himself out in my hallway mirror and Apollo spit all over my sidewalk too. Anyway, I want to come. Can I bring Gilgamesh and Enkidu with me? They're crashing at my place for a while. |
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